So I was eating my dogs shit when suddenly it said 'WOOF! YOU SHOULD PLAY SUPER MARIO BROS FOR THE SEGA GENESIS' And I thought ''Why not?''. But I didn't say it. So my dog got pissed and took it's poop from me. So I started playing when the title said 'EVIL MARIOXXX' Mario was SUPR HYPRRALUSTUC!!! So i died. Then I pressed start and the game was weird. Mario was actually a murdererer and he was actually bowsr in disguise. He started beating the shit out of dat princess bitch. Then the real mario came (who was HYPRRALUSTUC) and killed bowser with Yoshis corpse. The end.